Flat Earth Ceremony

Mike: Welcome to Flat Earth Ceremony. I’m glad that we are meeting in this wonderful venue. I’d like to introduce you to the team. Dave came here all the way from Dallas.

Dave: Hi [waves]

[A few cheers from the crowd]

Mike: We also have Sonya, she is joining us for the first time-based

[Some claps and cheers]

Mike: This evening, we will be celebrating the 4^th Flat Earth Ceremony. Here are the events planned. In a few moments time, we will have globe breaking, followed by a parade. We will also be having refreshments shortly after.

Mike (in happy voice): Sonya baked flat earth cookies

[Cheers]

Mike: Yes, yes. I look forward to the cookies

[Slight laughter]